Darren Yorks

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Don’t take nudes of your body. Take nudes of your heart.

- Probably something Drake said probably (via earthdad)

You know when someone asks if they can borrow a condom but what if it was meant literally, like they ask to borrow one and they come the next morning and they give it back to you & it’s filled with their semens

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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kirschtein-relatable:

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT. YOUTUBERS REACT TO SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

brogre:

shrek brings happiness and love to those who believe

“Thanks, #Satan.” #spider #ChocolateChipCookies

“Thanks, #Satan.” #spider #ChocolateChipCookies

robot:

tomlinstop:

captainoftoast:

fuckyeahmusearmy:

thefabulousdangergays:

mrcraabs:

do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums

“get dressed it’s 4pm”

“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”

“tidy your god-damn room”

and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”

bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world